Joebear

nickname given to males with the name Joe because either:
1. they are large like a bear
or
2. they are cuddly like a teddy bear.
Joebear's are normally very sweet guys. They would do anything to be the hero or to help their friends.

(girl 1) You see that guy over there? He's so helpful.
(girl 2) Thats because he's a Joebear.
(girl 1) Oh! I thought there was something special about him.

by Beckyxoxoxo April 10, 2009

Joebear

A big bear, a fat bear, the best bear, MY bear. Also a cuddle bear. Also a hungry bear needs to be fed a lot. Also a sexy bear. Also a sweet bear. Also a funny bear.

Joebear, people are looking at you weird cause you're a bear.

by stasbear24 July 29, 2019

joebear

Normally a very considerate and caring loving guy that doesnt really see his full potential. loved by countless otherS he is absolutely amazing no question about it. Joebear also frequently has very lucious hair ;) A truely amazing friend and would make anyone an incredibly happy partner. So lucky to have a cute and cuddly joebear in your life.!
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by november5thx September 6, 2011

joebert

An inctedible awesome and most amazing man that ever walked the earth and lived in our universe. He is a handful sometimes but is soooo appealing . All the girls will dropped their asses and jaw only looking at him. He's cool an artist, a gift from above no one can handle. All the guys envy him. Guys will turn gays and lesbians into straight.

Wow he's a joebert

by Pshhvta May 15, 2018

jonbear

A guy that is quite shy, but can overpass that by someone opening up to him. He is an outstanding person, and has a huge heart. He brings a girl into his life, and cannot just seem to let her go. He cannot live without love. He's the goddess of love and cannot let go of anything that was ever important to him. Jonbears tend to be ambicious and funny. Jonbears can be loved, but be careful because they're very sensitive to heart breaks! Don't ever let go of a Jonbear once you have one. They're very sweet and kind and can make you laugh once you're sad. Jonbears tend to get upset easy, so take care of them. Keep them safe.

person 1: is that jonbear?!

person 2: Yes :)

Person 1: ew he's weird!

Person 2: actually he's the sweetest boy I've ever met.

by gracefulruns8 January 4, 2014

jobear

when you vomit on an individual while performing oral sex

"shay did a jobear on ian's cock"

by Michael .PD August 19, 2007

Joe Bear

A fussy bear that trolls around the house making a mess wherever he goes and uses too much toilet paper in the process. He is rarely seen with a shirt on and loves getting crumbs in the bed. He is prone to temper tantrums and will complain until he gets his way. If his fussin' doesn't keep you up, his snoring will. A general fool.

Get this Joe Bear out of here!

by Gem Gem Pops May 11, 2008