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Joe King 

Joe King is the name of a crappy vegan YouTuber that self triggers and likes to threaten people.

Joe came up with his channel name because "Joe King" is a play on the word "joking", and he thinks this is a really funny joke, so he doesn't shut up about it in his videos.
He talks about the name Joking almost as much as he talks about veganism.

Joe has not yet realised that veganism is merely a diet, and likes to promote some obscure version of it that involves a lifestyle where he grows beans in a shed and then gets locked out of said shed by his dad. Presumably because beans do not combine well with his IBS and he produces deadly farts that stink out the house.
Youtuber Joe actually thinks he's muscly and knows about nutrition? You must be Joe King!
Joe King by MikeTheIncel October 18, 2021
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Joe King 

Joe King, A boys name however they usually get ripped because this name sounds like "joking"
"Hey, who are you?"
"Hi, I'm Joe King"
"How can hi be joking? its not funny"

:)
Joe King by ktt July 15, 2007

Joe king 

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it
"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"
Joe king by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020

Joe king 

The self appointed name of every person who makes a joke and doesn't want to get the shit kicked outta them for it
"whats the difference between a catholic priest and a clothing drive?
with the priest the boys pants are only half off!"

"dude i was fucked by a priest against my will"

"im just joe king!"
Joe king by GattToDaChoppa December 30, 2020

You’re Joe king 

Like you’re joking but wayyyy funnier
Something wack asf happens??? You’re joe king

King Joe 

Someone of considerable self-worth that is only important in their own insignificant world. Suffering from severe delusions of grandeur, they think the world will end abruptly when they cease to exist.
King Joe: "I am such a professional, this organization should be really honored to be benfitting from my knowledge and expertise."
Observer: "what a king joe"
King Joe by John Wesley February 12, 2008

Joe Kingsman 

Joe Kingsman is small, annoying and sarcastic. He tells a lot of jokes and will make you laugh, even if you don’t want to laugh at him because you hate him with a passion. One of your friends is confused as to wether otter not they like Joe Kingsman in that way. But you know he probably likes her a lot and will some up with any excuse to talk to her or be near her.
Person 1: So, do you like Joe Kingsman?

Person 2: Fuck no
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