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joe grind 

Joe Grind is the man that rams your girlfriend/wife when you're not her. Nobody ever sees his face--he's just the man--THAT man--that grinds; he's there when they need it, e.g. when she went to Malia or Ayia Napa with her mates, or that time you split up for a few weeks, days or even hours... He makes damn sure he appears, and your girl always seems to find him. You can ask her about him if things are like that, and she'll just say, "aaah, he was just some guy... it meant nothing" etc. Well it meant nothing to Joe Grind too, believe, because Joe Grind is ploughing something else now.
"Joe Grind don't care, he jus' grind..."
joe grind by Flydtastic August 15, 2016
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Joe grind 

Joe grind refers to the outside man/horner man. He is never seen by the husband or boyfriend but he knows who they are.
Joe grind by Frankisthatyou May 25, 2016

joe grind 

The man who takes care of your wife/girlfriend when you are at work or just not around when she needs you.
Mike: I'm going home early today.
Winston: Make sure you call first give Joe Grind enough time to leave.
joe grind by Stallion3725 September 5, 2016

Joe Grinds 

The man that's at your house taking care of your wife or girlfriend while you are at work.
Mike: I'm going home early today.
Clyde: Make sure you call first give "Joe Grinds" enough time to leave.
Joe Grinds by Stallion3725 August 13, 2016

Joe Gindi 

Comes from Syria and is the definition of Lot 6.
Person 1: anyone have eyes on joe gindi?
Person 2: yeah I just saw him over in the lot
Person 1: which lot?
Person 2: 6
Joe Gindi by TNX June 2, 2022

Joe Da Grinder 

THE MAN who makes the move to takes care of the monthly windows on envelops, in the widows mailbox.
Cajun Joe Da Grinder iis everywhere....... supermarket, church, neighborhood.....just waiting for 'your daddy' to kill over.
Joe Da Grinder by jennyblie April 14, 2021
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