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jocelene 

Jocelene is a girl who is known for being a weirdo. She's goofy,silly, and just doesn't know when to stop. But this is all because she is scared to show her real self. She's scared of not being accepted. So she puts on a smile to hide all the pain. Shes easily hurt but doesn't show it because she'll just make a joke out of it.
Kid:"Jocelene your such a weirdo"
Her: "yup I know"
jocelene by Jocelene March 18, 2017
Words you can keep
She is a perfectionist deal with it. Often shy she is outgoing with other people. Joceline will have breakdowns its the life of a Joceline.

Joceline gives the bests hugs. The artsy gorl is very colorful.
Joceline calm down its just a wrinkle .
Joceline by Dont worry emma September 20, 2019
Joceline Is a pretty, adorable,funny,thick,loyal,freaky girl but don't get on her bad side. if I were you I wouldn't want to mess with her of you will be found dead on the floor
Someone: " omg I hate joceline soooo much"
Joceline: *punches her really hard
Joceline by Joceline295 December 16, 2019

Jocelyne 

Jocelyne's are extremely beautiful and funny girls. They're beautiful inside and out. They're the type of person you'll never want to let go. Extremely cool and a good person to smoke and vibe with. They're the type of people you can tell anything to and they won't tell anyone. It's hard for them to express their feelings , but just because they don't tell you doesn't mean they dont want to. She's not a type of girl you would want to lose. She's amazing and her personality is a1 and she is . They also give good ass head.
"Damn jay weren't you with Jocelyne last night"
" Hell yea "
btw im writing this cause m ex was named jocelyne and i regret losing her so much.
Jocelyne by juanelgoathoe May 26, 2018

Jocelyne 

An incredibly beautiful girl. She doesn't know how beautiful she is, but she can make you feel incredible. She's best friend material and you will love her until you die.
Rayne: That's my best friend Jocelyne.
Jocelyne by Raynee November 3, 2012
Cute, amazingly funny, perfect girl. Easy to fall in love with, and huggable.
I love Joceline

I love Joceline moree!
No you don't! *bites head off*
Joceline by Samanthablack13 June 19, 2009

jocelyne 

A really sweet girl, generous, who knows exactly how to make you laugh. She's Shy and yet crazy . Inoncent at sight but Sex Goddes shell have you asking for more. Shes Weird in her own way Sweet and Sexy shes is someone you make your
wifey. MenClove her because she is the most amazing friend you can possibly have.You can call tell her your secrets and she'll carry it to her grave.

Shes a very Special girl.Thye're Understanding and unselfish.Very creative and courageous.

She loves to please her men mentally,spiritually and sexually. They tend to be really playful and dirty minded but aren't we all. She can kick it with the guys and get her nails done with the girls. Shes definitely best friend material gives the best advice and is always there when you need her she doesn't like lies and is always very blunt so don't sugar coat thing give it to her strait.you'll never regret meeting a Jocelyne
Guy 1; Bro I was with jocelyne last night

Guy 2; Really!? Did you f***k?

Guy 1; yeah bro "best I ever had".
jocelyne by fuckeddatgirl February 15, 2014
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"My salad days,
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