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That segment of of US population who, as a result of believing in Joe Biden's every word, confuse Utopia with Dystopia.
Away went the policemen, and the Jobonkos were left helplessly alone as the city and businesses burned.
Jobonkos by The Molly's April 29, 2021
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jabookie 

a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.
DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!
jabookie by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010

jabookie theatre 

When two negros who, incapable of logical reasoning and negotiation, commence in physical violence towards
each other; amassing a large audience of more, on-looking negros.

Commonly, this audience will be seen and heard “whooping” and hollering— frequently becoming involved in the aforementioned fight, or autistically recording it on cellular devices in portrait mode, while repeatedly mush—mouthing the words; “WorldStar! WorldStar! WorldStar... etc.”

This source of entertainment is most common among “Inner City Youths,”
as their stolen televisions oftentimes have
no reception, and they lack the funds to attend a movie theatre; hence, a play on the term “kabuki theater,” we derive “Jabookie Theatre.”
John— “Woah man, I was walking to my car after work, and I couldn’t get near the
damn thing! A jabookie theatre was taking place right in the parking lot!”

Michael- “Fucking niggers.”
1. One who sits in a coffee house all day. Either buying coffee or not buying coffee.

2. A dude who wants to drink coffee while he works.
1. Look at all these jomooks around here!

2. Bob has been acting like a real jomook.

3. The cast of friends where filled with jomooks.
jomook by Calzone Spaceship January 1, 2014

jobroken 

when the jonas brothers have broken your heart/dreams in some way.
guy 1: "yea, she found out joe jonas has a new girlfriend."
guy 2: "oh she must be really jobroken"
jobroken by Fredd the Narwhal March 11, 2010
Jebook

DEFINITION 1
Jebook or Jebooked is when you make someone do an action and then you instantly deny that shit, its like getting jebaited.

DEFINTION 2 is where you quickly steal somthing from someone.
"Get Jebooked" "Ima Jebook his ass" "I jebooked that shit real quick"
Jebook by RichYa February 2, 2019
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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