job security
Anything that may influence circumstances so that one may continue in one's current employment, regardless whether the job actually needs to be performed.
job security by Downstrike May 21, 2004
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job security
An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.
He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.
I know he mopped it. Job security.
job security by therealGodWarrior July 22, 2012
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jobscurity
Referring to the alienation of unsatisfying, barely-consequential work life spent poring over minutiae in a cubicle.
Kim finally left her job at Progressive Insurance when she realized she had just spent the last 10 years of her life toiling away in jobscurity.
jobscurity by exesforeyes October 31, 2007
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