job security 

Anything that may influence circumstances so that one may continue in one's current employment, regardless whether the job actually needs to be performed.

See legislator, lawyer, self-serving, and conflict of interest.

job security by Downstrike May 21, 2004

job security 

An excuse that douchebags use when they make a mess after a janitor or custodian has just cleaned something up. The logic behind it is that the cleaner has nothing better to do with their life, so if you don't make a mess, they will have nothing to do and will lose their job.

He just mopped the floor. Quit hacking loogies all over the place.
I know he mopped it. Job security.

job security by therealGodWarrior July 22, 2012

blow job security 

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

blow job security by Belkster March 14, 2016

jobscurity

Referring to the alienation of unsatisfying, barely-consequential work life spent poring over minutiae in a cubicle.

Kim finally left her job at Progressive Insurance when she realized she had just spent the last 10 years of her life toiling away in jobscurity.

jobscurity by exesforeyes October 31, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022