joackim 

Exquisit young man with fat testicular cancer.

Doctor: I diagnose you with Joackim.

joackim by DnWRLD February 1, 2022

Joackim 

Une personne vivant à Paris qui veut enc*ler sévère un personnage mi-humain mi-corbeau dans un animé

Joackim wants to fuck Tokoyami 🌪️

Joackim by Joackimr November 21, 2021

Joakim 

That one guy with the hottest penis in the world, every girl tells Joakim that he is a great fucker.

He will make your life better in the bed, that will say under the day and under the night. He is always extremely hot and sexy.

Girl 1: “I have never felt something like this,WOW!

Joakim: Ikr ;)

Joakim by On11-chan October 20, 2020

Joakim 

1.A male name. The typical Sewdish Joakim could be social, active (sports), tall, intelligent, funny, and with a great look <3. He loves to help and is very loveable but sometimes nothing seems to be going well for him. Usualy he's happy and you will often see him with a smile.

2. A guy that likes pie

1.

Girl: Do you think I'll ever be on a date with Joakim?
Girl2: Back off! He's mine.

2. Mmmm pie.....

Joakim by The King Of Pie (T.K.O.P) September 17, 2011

Joachim 

Joachim is the name of a still-living legend.

He is the best at almost everything he does.

But Joachim is also used as a nickname for everyone who are unbelieveable talented, no matter he does.

If someone, except the real Joachim, should be called Joachim, it has to be someone who is extremely out of scale, such as Chuck Norris and Hansi Hinterseer.

1: daaaaamn! That was amazing!

2: Yes he is quite talented

1: Yeah he's almost a Joachim

2: Calm down dude.... calm down

1: You're right.... There's only one Joachim

Joachim by Joggerev January 3, 2012

Joakim 

1 a swedish name for male.
2 a boy who is nothing but nice and lovely.not all girls like joakim,cuz sometimes he seems to spend more time with computer instead of girls.but the real joakim is caring,humble,and incredibly smart.sweet boy in all!

-i think im gonna define a word on urban dictionary.
-that is?
-joakim.
-whoa,i know.will u ask him to see ur definition?
-no?mby he will find out it someday.and its a little bit stupid anyway.
-haha,i can see that.

Joakim by appear online February 4, 2010

Joacim 

A cool person who is awesome. But is slow to get up in the morning.

Party Animal

That person is a joacim allright.

Joacim by lkjhgfdsa1 May 3, 2009