Skip to main content
A unicorn 🦄

When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.

A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.

The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.

You assume you must be asleep in his presence, because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
"Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a Jnorth. It will take at least 2 or 3."

"Damn, that man is a Jnorth...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs."
jnorth by Stepdaddy rocks my socks November 5, 2022
jnorth mug front
Get the jnorth mug.
See more merch
Protetecter of the Open and wizard of plants
All praise the mighty Jorth
Jorth by Deciple of Jorth January 18, 2017
Related Words

Jorthong 

A person who has a dick the size of their personality… big. They have a sexy hot body that makes you want to finger yourself on the spot. Nobody is better than… Jorthong. Jorthong has a dick the size of Jupiter and will whip it out whenever so be ready
Damn did he just whip out his penis… that must be Jorthong
Omg I see that huge bulge in his pants… it must be Jorthong
Jorthong by Mr. Boney November 4, 2016
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026