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When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.
A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.
The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.
You assume you must be asleep in his presence, because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.
A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.
The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.
You assume you must be asleep in his presence, because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
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"Damn, that man is a Jnorth...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs."
"Damn, that man is a Jnorth...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs."
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