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When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.

A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.

The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.

You assume you must be asleep in his presence, because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
"Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a Jnorth. It will take at least 2 or 3."

"Damn, that man is a Jnorth...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs."
jnorth by Stepdaddy rocks my socks November 5, 2022
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Protetecter of the Open and wizard of plants
All praise the mighty Jorth
Jorth by Deciple of Jorth January 18, 2017
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Jorthong 

A person who has a dick the size of their personality… big. They have a sexy hot body that makes you want to finger yourself on the spot. Nobody is better than… Jorthong. Jorthong has a dick the size of Jupiter and will whip it out whenever so be ready
Damn did he just whip out his penis… that must be Jorthong
Omg I see that huge bulge in his pants… it must be Jorthong
Jorthong by Mr. Boney November 4, 2016

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026