Jorth

Protetecter of the Open and wizard of plants

All praise the mighty Jorth

by Deciple of Jorth January 18, 2017

Jotham

A very humble and kind being, who can go beast mode at any time, girls go crazy for him but he tends to steal other guys girls

Why u Jothaming my girl

by Elite.......?!?!#$@ April 23, 2018

International Jorts Day

A celebration of jorts occurring on the first day of spring each year. In the event the first day of spring is a weekend, jorts day can be moved to the first monday after the first day of spring, depending on local custom.

"So, like, yeah, Becky, what are you totally going to be wearing to class tomorrow?" - Becky's friend.
"Becky will be wearing jorts, because tomorrow is International Jorts Day!" - Becky's other friend, interjecting

by jorts_man March 21, 2011

JoeTheIronCar

The greatest youtuber to ever walk this land. He gobbles poone like no other.

What youtuber gobbles the most poone JoeTheIronCar.

by Juice master69420 October 8, 2022

Moisty Jorts

A gross combination of two off-putting words. To be a moist pair of jorts is to be a loser.

- Moisty Jorts’ are often vegan due to traumatic childhood experiences in Chuck-E-Cheese ballpits- especially with their Uncle Steve involved.

“You see that alcoholic who spends all his free time on League of Legends? What a moisty jort!”

“That Moisty Jorts is jealous of Nancy because she beat him in a 1v1!”

by NathanFromChili’s August 1, 2019

Jorphan

A Jewish Orphan.

We just returned our pet Jorphan to the Jorphanage because of the horrendous odor.

by jorfAnne Frank July 1, 2012

jortia

A severe, possibly life-threatening disease caused by the sighting of jorts. Symptoms include burning retinas, severe nausea, homicidal thoughts, indigestion, and a dying soul.

I went to a NASCAR race and now I'm suffering from a deadly case of jortia.

by jooooooorts! September 27, 2007