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jmower by MpxLjxZexRtxNkx January 25, 2021
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A term that is used to describe when someone gets fucked. It’s another way of describing a bad ass action.
“Holy shit, you just got jowered!” “Your girl right there just got jowered by Wray Akins”
Related Words
jmower • Jowera • jhower • jower • Jowered • joweriah • Jowering
Jowera is a beautiful woman, she has a good will

She is beautiful but she does not know that she is beautiful, her self-confidence is low, her life is sad and she has too many problems in life, she is dull but her good will is more dominant, she is not friendly she is an introvert person with Social Anxiety she wants to be successful in Life even though she is lazy and she doesn't want anyone to be sad because of him she has a lot of problems about the past but little by little she forgets it she is a very nice woman but she doesn't look good on himself.

She is an introvert,shy type,with Social Anxiety,kind,loving,sad but she does not show that she is sad,full of sorrow,she doesn't enjoy his life very much,she tries to be happy with her.
I wish I had a friend like Jowera

keepsafe everyone^^
Jowera by Akira Avelos March 7, 2022
Jowera is a beautiful woman, she has a good will

She is beautiful but she does not know that she is beautiful, her self-confidence is low, her life is sad and she has too many problems in life, she is dull but her good will is more dominant, she is not friendly she is an introvert person with Social Anxiety she wants to be successful in Life even though she is lazy and she doesn't want anyone to be sad because of him she has a lot of problems about the past but little by little she forgets it she is a very nice woman but she doesn't look good on himself.

She is an introvert,shy type,with Social Anxiety,kind,loving,sad but she does not show that she is sad,full of sorrow,she doesn't enjoy his life very much,she tries to be happy with her.
I wish I had a friend like Jowera

keepsafe everyone^^
Jowera by Akira Avelos March 7, 2022
To "jerk off" aka "masturbate" while in the shower
"i woke up with morning wood so i took a quick jower before i went to work"
jower by usvsalltheothers March 31, 2008

Jowering 

The act of showering fully clothed while jumping rope. There must be at least 2 midgets, a can of french style green beans, and a 9 iron present when the jowering takes place. Perhaps the most successful way to please a woman, jowering has been known to make women climax simply upon mentioning it.
Spencer: Yo why are those two midgets here.
Josh: I was thinking about jowering later.
Spencer: Oh word. You mind if I join you??
Josh: No not at all, by all means, hoss.
Nicole: I think i just came, twice...
Jowering by Sterling Forester February 17, 2010

joweriah 

Very beautiful, strong and intelligent female
Muslim female name after one of the wives of the prophet Muhammad(s.a.w)
Joweriah is helping with work
joweriah by Jjay44 November 21, 2021
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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