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pronounced (jay-KWOK)
A swagger that princely nerds possess. Usually involves strutting down hallways with biology and chemistry textbooks in one hand, the common application in another, and a back pocket full of rejection letters from universities. May be accompanied by the TOEFL Tramp, a strut that very few have mastered, which involves searching for a life, but realizing that they have none.
Person 1: Oh damn! Look at his jkwalk!
Person 2: I heard he jkwalked all the way to the international chemistry olympiad!
Person 1: Too bad people who think they rule the world because they study non-stop fail at life!
jkwalk by nawman October 26, 2009
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An upgrade. Refers to how Panic at the Disco got so much better after they replaced Brent with JWalk.
"Dude, I got some really shitty seats."

"For $10 bucks you can JWalk 'em to front row center."

"Seriously? Shit, JWalk me then!"
JWalk by AnnaBanana14 June 19, 2008
The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.
JWALK is so much better than Brent.
jwalk by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006

JKwalking 

When someone starts to jaywalk- but changes their mind halfway through, then proceeds to turn around and walk back to where they started.
Ugh, I hate it when I drive downtown and see people JKwalking.
JKwalking by KMBee1995 October 29, 2015
Another name to call jon walker(panic! at the disco)besides jwalk
Jwalker plays bass in panic!.
jwalker by karina:D January 12, 2008

jwalker3110

An awesome person that tells people that they are autistic and will throw trash at people
I’m a jwalker3110
jwalker3110 by Anonymooosey October 23, 2019
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