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just kidding my ass off

if i had a million dollars i'd give it to the poor. jkmao!

jkmao by baalion January 14, 2010

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jmao

Jelqing my ass off

Jmao he thinks femcels are real

jmao by BasedConstitutionalist84 April 13, 2023

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jumao

word only used in Panama to say that someone is drunk.

Juan Ivan Dominguez siempre ta jumao.
Juan Ivan Dominguez is always drunk.

jumao by tralaraila January 26, 2004

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jkma

Just Kill Me Already

My mom is making me do the laundry... jkma

jkma by Viiikm September 7, 2017

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jkaor

Idk man

“Jkaor means idk what that means

jkaor by yelenasbiglefttoe😩 October 3, 2021

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jMao

Term to describe emo people who chemically 'enhance' their hair and is a terrible soccer goalkeeper

"jmao! jmao! pass the ball!" says the striker
"where is yuhenghe??" says jMao

jMao by retardedniggah June 11, 2025

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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