jizzy lips

A person who has given a blow job and has dried up jizz and saliva on the lips.

Shemonica was at a party giving all the hot guys blow jobs and now has jizzy lips.

jizzy lips by Corky Splatt August 4, 2007

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jizz lips

A girl who has applied a shiny or thick lip gloss to her lips.

Hey jizz lips i heard your mouth got streched this weekend.

Girl: check out my new lip gloss
Guy: it's too shiny, you've got jizz lips

jizz lips by Chet Porteous May 4, 2009

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Jizz Lips

1) One who wears way too much lip gloss so much that it looks like someone jizzed on their lips

2) someone who enjoys giving head

1) Amanda looks like a skank with all makeup on; what a total jizz lips.

2) That is the third guy this week that she has blown in the drum closet...that jizz lips.

Jizz Lips by The Friendly Yellow Letters June 17, 2009

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jizz lips

Some one who has small traces or large of about of cum on their lips!!

Hey Jizz lips wipe your face. "Look at that fag steve and his gay as jizz lips"

jizz lips by Delmas March 12, 2008

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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