jizzkrieg 

the term used for a person that is uch a masterbater (wanker), that they essentially cover everywhere in semen,

with reference to blitzkrieg.

that Tim, is such a jizzkrieg, his mother is stuck to the wall.

jizzkrieg by jk92 May 4, 2009

jizzkingdom 

the sexiest man alive and also best friends with cole wood

jizzkingdom is the sexiest instagram memepage

jizzkingdom by mrsexymantheIII October 10, 2020

jizzkingdom 

A meme page on Instagram run by a handsome man with a very ginormous horse shlong, self proclaimed Legend.

Jizzkingdom is a female magnet

jizzkingdom by Hot fan girl October 10, 2020

jizzfriend 

a slag term teenagers use for whats was once refered to as fuck-buddies, while not in a relationship boyfriends and jizzfriends hook up for hott fucks when ever possible

I've been working on Kayla and I think were gonna be boyfriend and jizzfriend preety soon.

jizzfriend by souljaboytellem4407 September 26, 2008

Jizzking Funeral

When you are ahead by 3 goals in rocket league and then you vote to forfeit

Yo guys we're 3 ahead! We gotta give them a Jizzking Funeral!

Jizzking Funeral by robloxsex22 October 19, 2025