none of your Jizzness 

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

none of your Jizzness by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

Jizzue 

A tissue used as a jizz rag.

"I found my brother's jizzue on the ground, disgusting!"

Jizzue by Dr. Splat February 2, 2017

Jizzler

Name for a freshmen who gets caught jacking off in the school bathroom. Can also be a name for someone who gets caught watching porn in the school bathroom.

Emmet: I just saw a kid jacking off and watching porn in the school bathroom
Nick: Lmao, he must be a jizzler

Jizzler by Jizzlyjizzler May 12, 2022

jizzweasel 

An ideologue who knowingly and publicly lies, or praises a scientific study knowing that it has been debunked, purely because it agrees with their predefined ideas and political agenda.

Oh my god, how can he retweet that rubbish! What a jizzweasel!

jizzweasel by Entropy72 January 22, 2017

jizzed up 

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

jizzed up by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

trizzle jizzle 

The act of ejaculating into your woman's shampoo bottle without her knowledge to get her back for being a bitch.

She made fun of Kentucky people so I trizzle jizzled her bitch ass.

trizzle jizzle by madness1 December 20, 2010

jizzlebasm 

An abstract word that can be used in any circumstance, as per the creativity/imagination/sheer stupidity of the user.

EG1: F*ck, I just jizzlebasmed your mom.
EG2: Dude! I managed to pull of a jizzlebasm.
EG3: A: dude, I'm so beast.
B: yeah right, you're about as beast as a jizzlebasm with cherry jam smothered across your ass.
EG4: Suck me, I'm the jizzlenator. Holy jizzlebasm!1!!one!!11!!1!!eleven!!1!
EG5: Can I please have some apple juiclebasm?
EG6: Holy shizzlefuck! He mercilessly jizzlebasmed that guys sister.
EG7: I bet you that there is a whole load of frizzlemcjizzlebasm in that van.
EG8: I just chugged 7 jugs of Jizzlebasm!
EG9: There is no EG9.
EG10: What the fuck is jizzlebasm anyway?

jizzlebasm by Papadouche March 24, 2009