Jizz-wad 

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.

jizz-wad , fucked, dick

Jizz-wad by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010

jizz-wad 

A person who has no regard for anyones feelings but their own, one that is unable to wrap their mind around being accountable for their actions. A person whose basic genetic make-up is comparable to ejaculatory material.

Mr.Young has had multiple affairs and continues to deny the accusations after being caught red -handed, his wife calls him a jizz-wad.

Mrs.Young began to refer to her husband as a jizz-wad after his most recent affair with Stacy.

jizz-wad by thirdtimesacharm September 9, 2010

jizz wad  

A person that is an idiot and deserves to be compared to splooge.

That fucking jizz wad was acting like a douche.

jizz wad by JD G April 2, 2008

jizzwad

n. A person who is likened to a globular compound of spent semen.

Man, Ian really is a jizzwad. I wish he'd stop being such a cuntox assclown fucktard, the jizzwad that he is.

jizzwad by Peter December 10, 2003

Jizzwad

The ball of toilet paper created after cleaning up semen; usually deposited into the toilet

Someone should’ve flushed their jizzwads down the drain before they left.

Jizzwad by Beastlybeast_123 June 30, 2018