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A jizz stach its when a men\shemale cums on somebody s upper lip making a semen moustache.

When I cum I'm gonna let make you a jizz stach, just keep blowing

jizz stach by Peter Nails June 6, 2016

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Jizzstash

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz

Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"

Jizzstash by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

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jizstache

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.

you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.

jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004

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jizztache

Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.

A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.

jizztache by fagomir March 11, 2013

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Jizzstache

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.

Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!

Jizzstache by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011

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jizzstache

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.

Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.

jizzstache by Minihandss May 2, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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