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Jizzstash 

When a lover has jizz on their upper lip

Like a milk mustash instead it is made out of jizz
Boy:"I gave Kailey a big jizzstash"
Jizzstash by Fizzyman October 13, 2021

jizstache 

when you have a moustache made of jizzle.
you got a little.. uhh... right under your nose.
jizstache by brownsound September 22, 2004
Carefully ejaculating along one's lover's upper lip, to make it resemble a mustache, similar to the "got milk?" ads.
A common pickup line:

I think you'd look lovely with a jizztache.
jizztache by fagomir March 11, 2013

Jizzstache 

When a guy ejaculates onto a women's face and it goes above her lip, taking the form of a white moustache. Clean Sanchez.
Guy: hey you got something on your face.
Girl: what, do I got milk?
Guy: you got jizz.
Girl: damnit, why'd you give me a jizzstache!
Jizzstache by Hugh jurection December 16, 2011

jizzstache 

When you finish giving someone a blow job, then when they cum, it lands on your face making the jizz look like a mustache.
Your mom after she gives your dad head, and she says she was drinking milk, or brushing her teeth. It really is a jizzstache.
jizzstache by Minihandss May 2, 2010
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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