jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.

"You're an utter jizz cock."

jizz cock by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

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jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

jizz cocktail by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014

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jizzcock

a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends. In fact all cocks are jizzcocks

''Chris, you are a total jizzcock''

jizzcock by Andy Cockerel June 12, 2007

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