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jizz cock

Insult thought of by Mark on Peep Show, when trying to think of ways to enrage a driver enough to run him over - thus avoiding his wedding to Sophie.
"You're an utter jizz cock."
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jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.
by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014
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jizzcock

a noun relating to the function of the penis, commonly used to belittle friends. In fact all cocks are jizzcocks
''Chris, you are a total jizzcock''
by Andy Cockerel June 12, 2007
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