Jizm List

All the women that a guy has boned without a rubber and shot his goo into. Can be a mental or written list.

Past tense:

Yeah, she made my jizm list a while ago.

Present tense:

I'd watch it with her. She's already on a lot of guys' jizm lists.

Or it can be used in future tense:

I really want to add her to my jizm list.

by Jingleman July 24, 2008

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au jizm

The seminal discharge from a man with a vasectomy. Usually, it is characterized by a general lack of viscosity. If a regular ejaculation is like gravy, a vasectimized ejaculation is like au jus, hence the term.

Damn, ever since I got snipped, my au jizm just runs down the wall like water.

by bamthin February 7, 2008

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