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A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.
Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.
by twunch March 25, 2007

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A coded message indicating a need to urinate. See also umber alert.
(Driving Man) Gotta pull over. Amber Alert.
by twunch March 25, 2007

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Noun, rhymes with "Wisdom" referring to any advice which brings more pleasure to the giver than the receiver.

See also "advice."
All of his advice was self-satisfied jizdom.
by twunch January 16, 2019

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