When , immediately after jacking off, your mind is cast out into the depths of the universe to see knowledge you could not dream to acquire in any other way. While once you were ignorant now you are enlightened.
Guy 1: Hey , did you study for that test next period?
Guy 2: Hell naw! But last night I jacked off and got some jizdom, can fucking speak Spanish now.
Guy 1: it’s a Trigonometry test you fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuu...