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Jive ass turkey 

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
Jive ass turkey by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010

jive ass turkey 

a fool; someone who thinks they're cool but is really stupid; what black guys eat for Thanksgiving.
jive ass turkey by jerome March 10, 2003

jive ass turkey 

What Huggy Bear brought to the Starsky and Hutch Thanksgiving Dinner.
Yo, help yo'sef to sum o' dat jive ass turkey I brought fo' dinnah.
jive ass turkey by Baretta April 15, 2003

Jive ass turkey 

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.
Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?

jive turkey ass nigga 

when a niggah is ajive turkey but also a fag
look at this jive turkey ass nigga im take his froyo
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