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jitwager 

An annoying person who constantly keeps bitching about something and drives you crazy.
That guy Ryan is such a jitwager who needs to get a life.
jitwager by wordinator2cool November 27, 2012
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Jit means young. Twat means pussy. So jitwat means young pussy.

Prenounced jih-twah
Mike: " Say shawty i just fucked this fine ass 6th grader!"

Chris: " Hell naw bra you need to stop fucking with that jitwat."
Jitwat by ChrisGotSwag February 16, 2010
What passengers often use to deplane.

As used by the airlines, an extensible walkway that is articulated and usually enclosed. It kind of looks like a stretched out accordian from the outside. It is positioned so that passengers can walk from the terminal building to the door of the aircraft in comfort and safety.
The passengers walked down the jetway to board their flight to Norway.
Jetway by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004
An idiot. Just an absolute buffoon. A real dingus. Not specific to any particular idiocy, just general stupidity to the highest degree.
That girl Marissa and her stupid goons play terrible music, they’re such Jitwads!
Jitwad by Guy123567 February 25, 2020

jitwaterkid 

Yous a jitwaterkid
jitwaterkid by swez May 21, 2021

Jizz jetway 

Also known as a dickhole, urethra or cum tunnel.
I've never had the pleasure of being introduced to Brian's jizz jetway.
Jizz jetway by Metallovinslut January 26, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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