jinglebrain

The emotional or mental condition of being distracted or stressed out by the Christmas holiday season, making it difficult for one to concentrate on one's usual tasks.

"I'm not winning any awards for focus this December ... I got a serious case of jinglebrain."

by anonymous December 22, 2021

jinglebrain

The emotional or mental condition of being distracted or stressed out during the Christmas holiday season, such that one cannot concentrate on one's usual tasks.

"I don't win any awards for focus this week ... I got a serious case of jinglebrain."

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Jinglebating

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."

by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013

Jingleprink

A person who does not like the holiday season, particularly Christmas. He/she is prone to not decorating, watching holiday movies, and being miserable during family gatherings.

Debbie is a Jingleprink- she hates christmas and is always miserable during our family gathering. She's only happy when there's egg nog!

by Bum8291 December 14, 2025