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jinglebrain 

The emotional or mental condition of being distracted or stressed out during the Christmas holiday season, such that one cannot concentrate on one's usual tasks.
"I don't win any awards for focus this week ... I got a serious case of jinglebrain."
jinglebrain by anonymous December 22, 2021
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Jinglebating 

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.
"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."
Jinglebating by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013

Jingleprink

A person who does not like the holiday season, particularly Christmas. He/she is prone to not decorating, watching holiday movies, and being miserable during family gatherings.
Debbie is a Jingleprink- she hates christmas and is always miserable during our family gathering. She's only happy when there's egg nog!
Jingleprink by Bum8291 December 14, 2025
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026