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jimmytap 

To strike the male genetalia quickly and unexpectedly with the back of ones hand, using a whipping motion. This is usually follwed by laughing and pointing.

Striking of the scrotum is more effective than striking of the penis.
So here I was at this party trying to spit game to this girl and Jeff walks by and jimmytaps me hard as shit. Needless to say, after I got up, I chased him down and beat the shit out of him.
jimmytap by Cox January 18, 2004
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jimmytap 

a painful blow to the sack usually done with a hand wipe motion.very simialr to wipelash but done to the male genitalia
teddy jimmytaped cornwallace so hard his left nut was the size of an apple.
jimmytap by tsaurpower March 20, 2003

Jimmy Tap 

To swiftly but painly slap balls with your fingertips, only to leave your opponent in pain for a while.
Jim Mung was jimmy tapped today, which is why he is still holding his balls as he walks down the hallway.
Jimmy Tap by Otis Jenkens January 8, 2004

jimmy tap 

An unsuspected attack on one's testicals. By swiftly, but forcefully "tapping" the testicals, the victim will then proceed to fall to the ground and roll around in extream agony(if the "tap" was strong enough the pain will travel up to the stomach) whilst shouting obscenities. Afterwards the victim will find a way the get back at the attackers, thus starting a jimmy tapping war.
Bert got jimmy tapped by bob then 20 minutes later he jimmy taped bob with a literature book in retern.
jimmy tap by \m/ GORDO \m/ July 21, 2008

jimmy tap 

fast but soft smack on the balls
i got jimmy taped and i was crying for 10 minutes
jimmy tap by James March 9, 2003
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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