Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!

Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!

Jimmie Johnson by NASCARFAN48 November 4, 2020

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jimmie johnson

to recieve a blow job whilst operating a motor vehicle

while driving to school lynn gave omar a jimmie johnson

jimmie johnson by omar ahmed March 10, 2009

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Jimmie Johnson

A Person Who Tries To Be Street Or Do Street Shit And Dont Succeed Or Fail At It Or If They Want To Be A Street Person

You A Jimmie Johnson Ass Nigga
You A Jimmie Johnson

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Jimmie Johnson Did It!

A phrase used by members of the race forum TBK.fameflame.dk to describe any NASCAR accident directly involving or in the general vicinity of Jimmie Johnson. Used often by members of TBK Radio. Other variates are "Jimmy Johnson Did It" and "Jimmy JAWNSON Did It"

Major accident in turn two, that was Jimmie Johnson Did It!

Jimmie Johnson Did It! by Jesse Wagner April 3, 2008

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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