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Jimmie Johnson 

Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!
Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!
Jimmie Johnson by NASCARFAN48 November 4, 2020
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jimmie johnson 

to recieve a blow job whilst operating a motor vehicle
while driving to school lynn gave omar a jimmie johnson
jimmie johnson by omar ahmed March 10, 2009

Jimmie Johnson

A Person Who Tries To Be Street Or Do Street Shit And Dont Succeed Or Fail At It Or If They Want To Be A Street Person
You A Jimmie Johnson Ass Nigga
You A Jimmie Johnson
Jimmie Johnson by Olb Mon January 26, 2026

Jimmie Johnson Did It! 

A phrase used by members of the race forum TBK.fameflame.dk to describe any NASCAR accident directly involving or in the general vicinity of Jimmie Johnson. Used often by members of TBK Radio. Other variates are "Jimmy Johnson Did It" and "Jimmy JAWNSON Did It"
Major accident in turn two, that was Jimmie Johnson Did It!

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026