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a sweet, quiet girl who is tame at first but extremely chaotic when you get to know her. she’s the type to make fun of you, but will instantly defend you without a ounce of hesitation when someone acts out of line. she’s smart, understanding, drop dead gorgeous, and always knows just the way to make you laugh. 10/10 would eat all your snacks, but thats fine. you’re just glad to have a friend as amazing as her :)
“HOW DOES JIMLANI PULL SO MUCH??”
“jimlani?? more like RIZZLANI”
jimlani by milfmagnet88 November 20, 2023
Words you can keep
anyone who is severly deluded about their ability to do something well or effectively. an annoying twit.
Yo Such a Jimlan! Thats why your the champ!
Jimlan by Factitious Zimbabzome January 20, 2011
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Something that is so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. Something that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Something that tops everything else, and always crosses your mind.
Your So Jimlan! That was an amazing trick! dope!
Jimlan by Severe traumanizer January 20, 2011
joking around; female form of the word "joshin"
You don't need to take these jokes about your mama seriously, I'm just Jilanin ya!
Jilanin by flobbawobble August 2, 2010
Jilani comes from a place in Iran. Jilani's are very respected, generous and beautiful people. Though not all Jilani's around the world are authentic Jilani's. A jilani is a nature loving, peaceful person.
All hail the Jilani!
jilani by gilandokht July 4, 2014

jimanique 

She's a female who will give you all of her hard earned money she worked for. She has a hard time letting "certain" people go even when they have shown there true colors.
Jimanique just can't seem to leave her ex bf alone.
jimanique by Tommie0655 March 15, 2017

jislanie 

Curly head annoying pretty with only makeup bestfriend is usually just annoying as her and jislanie only has pretty friends
DAMN JISLANIE YOU DIDNT LOOK LIKE THAT WITH MAKEUP
jislanie by Yerrpplerppp March 26, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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