Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is een cult waarbij de volgers geloven in de god: Jamba Broei Sasa Lan.
De volgers van de cult beweren dat deze god4 symbolen Heeft gecreëerd: Grolsch, sigaretten, frituur en racisme.
Om je bij deze cult aan te sluiten moet je voldoen aan 3 eisen: je moet minstens 3 bier op kunnen, minstens een pakje marlboro per dag oproken en kkr veel frituren.
Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is de grootste, meest racistische cult die er bestaat
When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"
Refers to the aids infected precum that appears on the tip of a child predator when he spots an adolescent victim
Child Predator: " when I saw the young'n bend over I couldnt stop the flow of Bamba Jamba from mah pp so it stained my shirt"
His Lawyer Dr. Rabbi Shlomo Sheklestien: "understandable"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!