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jamba juice engineer 

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.
dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.
jamba juice engineer by kgthelion October 24, 2010

Jamba broei sasa lan 

Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is een cult waarbij de volgers geloven in de god: Jamba Broei Sasa Lan.
De volgers van de cult beweren dat deze god 4 symbolen Heeft gecreëerd: Grolsch, sigaretten, frituur en racisme.
Om je bij deze cult aan te sluiten moet je voldoen aan 3 eisen: je moet minstens 3 bier op kunnen, minstens een pakje marlboro per dag oproken en kkr veel frituren.
Jamba Broei Sasa Lan is de grootste, meest racistische cult die er bestaat
Jamba broei sasa lan by anonymous October 29, 2020

Jamba piss 

When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"

Jim runs to the bathroom.
Jamba piss by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012

Mamba Jamba 

Country or other term of slang. used commonly for positive uses. as "Mother Fucker".. Or also meaning "Badass"
1.Did you see that big Mamba Jamba right there!

2.We went down that hill like a Mamba Jamba!

3.That guy just kicked that dudes ass like a Mamba Jamba
Mamba Jamba by mouthofwords March 16, 2009

Jamba Embargo 

When someone decides they've had enough of Jamba Juice and their refreshing drinks.
Miguel decided enough was enough, he was either going to shave or break his Jamba Embargo and get something refreshing.
Jamba Embargo by Path March 23, 2007

Bamba Jamba 

Refers to the aids infected precum that appears on the tip of a child predator when he spots an adolescent victim
Child Predator: " when I saw the young'n bend over I couldnt stop the flow of Bamba Jamba from mah pp so it stained my shirt"
His Lawyer Dr. Rabbi Shlomo Sheklestien: "understandable"
Bamba Jamba by N1663RK1LL3R December 27, 2018