Adoptamama's definitions

jilona

Sweet. Sassy. Funny. Her loyalty runs so deep for her friends that she would back them up in a knife fight, even if that friend is wrong. Typically has a short stature, but has a big attitude. Generally the nicest lady in any small town. Do not sit in front of her at a football game. Don't ask.

Person 1, "Dude. Did you see that oompa loompa?"

Person 2, "That's no oompa loompa, that's a Jilona."

by Adoptamama June 27, 2016