by stevieb90 January 9, 2011
Get the Produce mug.Shortened version of 'Reproduce' often used as a salutation to someone who has recently attempted or will very soon thereafter attempt reproduction with a female.
Shawn walked into the bar after his date, nodded his head confidently, and Mark the bartender exclaimed "Produce!" Shawn's balls had been drained.
by JonnieChimpo December 16, 2016
Get the Produce mug.by emmccarty December 23, 2007
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by jack barker February 11, 2004
Get the produce mug.An alternative (far more inventive name) for semen...it is of course labelled this as it is a man's produce, the produce of love.
by Robert Lewis March 15, 2005
Get the produce mug.A woman who pleasures herself with a zucchini,cucumber or carrot then returns the item to the vegetable crisper for later use in a soup or salad recipe. AKA: a dirty vegan
by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011
Get the produce recycler mug.1: someone that handles produce in a grocery store.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
2: someone that goes around fingering all the veggies at said grocery store
3: someone who gasms at the thought of a fruit being shoved into an orifice of their body.
4: a person that goes around town naked screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" with a feather up their bunhole && an ugly birthmark of donald trump doing the hula on their right side that sticks potatoes or similar shaped produce up other peoples tushes. then invites them to KFC where they eat it out with a spork.
1: The guy that works at giant is a produce handler.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.
2: That woman that goes around feeling up all the veggies before she puts em in her little blue basket is quite the produce handler.
3: Theres a woman n france that handles produce like a professional would ;
4: Im not so sure but that producehandler this week is quite good at what he does.
by MeaghanLiz March 4, 2008
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