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Sweet. Sassy. Funny. Her loyalty runs so deep for her friends that she would back them up in a knife fight, even if that friend is wrong. Typically has a short stature, but has a big attitude. Generally the nicest lady in any small town. Do not sit in front of her at a football game. Don't ask.
Person 1, "Dude. Did you see that oompa loompa?"

Person 2, "That's no oompa loompa, that's a Jilona."
jilona by Adoptamama June 27, 2016
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A girl who is totally awesome in every way. A romantic and very loving person. Kind hearted, but try not to piss her off. She has a bold sense of fashion and doesn’t mind letting everyone around her know. No situation scares her, she hits issues head on. Flowers grow where she walks. She can impregnate a virgin just by looking at them.
virgin walking down the street: hello.
Jilana: *smiles*
virgin: Woah did I just get laid?
3rd party: No. You just got Jilanad.
Jilana by chuckandra February 6, 2010
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jilona • Jalona • Jilana • Jilanah • jilena • Jilina • Jilna • Jinona • Jiona • Jionaldo
Jiona is a very smart yet an emotional female. She can be very caring but don’t push her buttons because her fuse will blow. Jiona is a very intelligent yet mysterious young woman. At first you may not understand why she seems as if she doesn’t care about life but, as time goes by she will eventually open up to you. She’s very goofy yet very blunt. Many people can not handle the truth she shares. Over all she is very friendly,smart, courageous, and outgoing. Jiona easily makes friends and is one of the realest females you will ever meet!
Steven: Jiona your the realest bitch I’ve ever met no cap.
Jiona by Sag_Princess245 March 12, 2021
the best ship ever, formed by the stunning Winona Ryder and the best man ever Johnny Depp. They broke up in the 90s but they still the best couple that Hollywood has ever seen. Johnny even got a tattoo, “Winona Forever” that then he changed in “wino forever”
X: oooohh have you seen that amazing couple?

Y: oh yes they love each other so much, like jinona!
Jinona by gregregregre December 5, 2021
Penis, junk, and or private parts
Dude last night was crazy I slapped my girlfriend with my jalona while she was sleeping!
Jalona by BigJalona August 6, 2011
The type of person to just make you feel like punching a wall. She’ll always be there, in the corner waiting to just give you a hard fucking time. If you have an arch nemesis, it’s probably Jilena.
Hey you know Jilena?

Fuck you ( walks away )
jilena by 494 March 2, 2020
A pretty ass girl who doesn’t show emotions after while and stops caring once she gets done wrong by anybody. Very pretty though.
Man, my girl is a Jalona. i love it but hate it here.
Jalona by baby goat. March 24, 2020
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