Sweet. Sassy. Funny. Her loyalty runs so deep for her friends that she would back them up in a knife fight, even if that friend is wrong. Typically has a short stature, but has a big attitude. Generally the nicest lady in any small town. Do not sit in front of her at a football game. Don't ask.
Person 1, "Dude. Did you see that oompa loompa?"
Person 2, "That's no oompa loompa, that's a Jilona."
Person 2, "That's no oompa loompa, that's a Jilona."
by Adoptamama June 27, 2016
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virgin walking down the street: hello.
Jilana: *smiles*
virgin: Woah did I just get laid?
3rd party: No. You just got Jilanad.
Jilana: *smiles*
virgin: Woah did I just get laid?
3rd party: No. You just got Jilanad.
by chuckandra February 6, 2010
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Get the Jalona mug.The type of person to just make you feel like punching a wall. She’ll always be there, in the corner waiting to just give you a hard fucking time. If you have an arch nemesis, it’s probably Jilena.
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