jiisus

the idol of worship in the Nintendo Wii world

fantomtuba: what time are you liiving tomorow?
Quizw22345: after we worship jiisus
Quizw22345: bout noon

by John C. Stella Jr. September 10, 2007

crimminy jimsus

This phrase is an exclaimation which is used in substitute for and/or in coincidence with saying Jesus Christ. Popular variants are: crimminy, crimminus, crimminy godsus and crimminy crocket

Crimminy jimsus! That bitch is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!

by E March 23, 2005

jisus

the real jesus, sorry to dissapoint all you jesus worshipers, but your'e following the wrong person. Jesus was just spelt wrong purposely by people who didn't know who he was.

Jisus came on a donkey too, but no one heard about that!

by Gebus May 27, 2004

Jisuse

A woman who uses men for their sperm

She is a Jisuse, stay away unless you want to pay child support.

by TheCr3at0r May 20, 2017

Wedding Jiesus

When you die the night before your buddies wedding from alcohol poisoning, but are magically resurrected from THE GRAVE the next day and successfully perform all your duties.

Holy crap, that dude wearing those sunglasses carrying that jug of water and a bag of tacos drank a bottle of scotch last night, and yet he’s still made it to the wedding, and is now (for some crazy reason) in charge of parking cars. That dude is a wedding jiesus.

by BaconRainey October 19, 2021