1. i hooked a car battery up to my nipples and got JiggerNuts
2.that booty call last night asked me if i wanted to have JiggerNuts, i said yes, then she tasered my nut sack.
The Jigganutasaurus is a giant dinosaur with the biggest testicles. They say that when they nut, they drown about 10,000 other dinosaurs in there pearl white Dino semen.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).