jhetta

My literally favorite person ever. I want to spend my whole like with her. I’m talking the grow old together laughing about how she farted on me one while swinging on our porch. I’m so inlove with this girl. She has consumed my hole heart.

“Bro I love Jhetta so much”

“Will you stop talking about her?”

“Never”

by Sluttybuddy.com April 22, 2024

jetta theory

The theory that states there's a 8 out of ten chance that the driver of a vw jetta is a hot female

I got up to the light to find a smokin hot chick driving. Proving the jetta theory.

by Red Rockafella December 11, 2013

1989 Jetta GLI

A great car with a 16V engine and wonderful handling. The Helios blue paint looks great in the sun. And check out those real BBS wheels! Straight from Wolfsburg Germany only 1500 made. If only it were a six speed...

"Oh dang check out that 1989 Jetta GLI" "Those Germans know how to make 'em!"

by Photographyguy December 2, 2009

Joetta

an Amazing Talented Woman
whos heart is bigger than her mind

Mann that joetta is awsome

by Cxx October 16, 2008

jettard

Jettard is a word that has developed its use from the freeware game Tremulous, in which a member or multiple members of the human team (usually noobs) grab a jetpack and generally accomplish nothing while in the air.

"that jettard tried to saw a goon in mid-air, what the hell was he thinking?"

"I cant hear anything over all the jettards."

by Kobrakai3 October 25, 2006

Jhett Stanford

If you know a jhett Stanford he is probably a fat chonk who eats chonk chode and has five nine year Olds in his basement. He most likely plays a PS4 because he isn't gay

Hey that kids a total jhett Stanford

by Gus gay March 17, 2020

Jetta Pimpin

When you cruise around playing loud music from a VW Jetta, with the windows down, with or without sun glasses on.

"We went Jetta Pimpin, to some sweet tunes, as we traveled down town"

by Kurt L March 30, 2008