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a jhander is a big fat chud who does nothing all day besides sit on the game and the only time they go out willingly is to see their partner
bro get off the game you're becoming a jhander
jhander by iforgotmynamehelpme February 23, 2026
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a jhander is a big lazy chud who does nothing besides sit on the game all day and the only time they go out is to see their partner
bro get off the game you're turning into a jhander
jhander by iforgotmynamehelpme February 23, 2026
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To go or wander somewhere casually.
You can't just jander on in like that, you need to register first!
jander by keanu2020 June 30, 2019

jhanteria 

Really sweet & kind hearted. Aggressive but can be sensitive. Loves hard. Very outspoken. Loved talking & laughing amongst friends.
Jhanteria- a person who don't take no mess.
jhanteria by J_Mone't January 26, 2017
a jandere is a dude whose only purpose in life is to confuse people
A: that guy is so confusing he must be a jandere
jandere by jandere January 20, 2018
Jhandel is a funny cute kid that has a kind heart and is always there for his friends. He doesn’t snitch and he is very loyal. If you date a Jhandel your in for a treat
Damn Jhandel’s a g
Jhandel by The realest one of all December 29, 2019
Is alyn's bitch :)
<alyn>Yo be my bitch, JVANDER
<JVANDER> k.
jvander by not alyn September 13, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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