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asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa 

t h e p o w e r o f a t h o u s a n d asdf g o o g l e s e a r c h e s

This phrase is so powerful, that even Google crumbles under it's reign! When you search this word, you get less than 5 results! The definition of this phrase is as follows: "HELP ME I AM BoReD OUT OF MY MIND I nEeD MEDICAL HeLp"

Sidenote: If you delete the "asdf " at the beginning, the phrase loses most of it's power, and only means "im kinda bored lol".

Sources:

The documentary of communism ~ Netflix
My friend ~ My friend's mom
You: asdf jkla;sdf jkla;sdf jakl;d fdsfasfdsajksla; fjdkls;a fjdkl;a fjkld;sa jfkdl;a jfkdl;sa fjkl;a jklfd;as jkfdsl;a jfkl;sa fjkd;lsa
datboi567: omg ill come over asap
You: omg thank ya senpai

fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a 

1. When you try to do asmr on your laptop/computer and fail miserably
2. Your bored out of your mind and just decide to type this instead of doing the 27 assignments due tomorrow.

3. You don't know what to reply so you type this and accidentally send this to the person your texting
There is no correct way to use the "word" fjdkals;jfdksa;fjkds;ajkdfsl;jfdk;ajfdkls;ajdkfsa;jfdkla;jkdsa;jksdl;ajfkdl;ajkfdl;jdkla;jfdkl;a
A slang term used on the internet to mean "just fucking don't know"
hey man, you going to the party 2nite?
dude, im in so much trouble, i jfdk
jfdk by BMW32590 June 5, 2010
i was jfkd!
jfkd by RachelLynne17 August 12, 2008

jfkdlsa; 

CONGRATS you not only can use a computer but you you are using it as a place to describe your boardem. If you type each key on each side of the keyboard like this you are probably board or you have nothing better to do. Instead of watching t.v. you are typing gibberish on the keyboard. YAY
when you are board you mostly type in the search engine jfkdlsa;
jak-dih-kak; verb. The act of spasming out of laughter in a violent but humorous way.
Gavin, you jakdkaked all over the place

she had a jakdkak moment
Jakdkak by Tehswagcat March 8, 2020