jfact

a really cool nickname for people whos first name is john and last name is factor. call your friends named john this. is awesome

hey thats john factor, no its jfact

by j-fact March 25, 2009

JFAC

Acronym for "Jump from a cliff"
Used similarly to kys, or kill yourself

One day, I hope you actually JFAC.
Why don't you just JFAC

by buttfry June 6, 2017

Jactus

Adj. The state of describing one's muscles on their body

Verb. The act of gaining muscle and muscle definition

Man Nash, you sure are looking jactus!

Hey Big Nate, you wanna come to the gym with me and get jactus?

by Nathan Nash May 1, 2009

Jacting

A style of dramatic acting that employs tensing of the muscles of the jaw to impart dramatic gravitas to a scene.

Dean Winchester was really jacting the shit out of that scene.

by Bandalay July 11, 2021

JFCTIS

Abbreviation for "Jesus Fucking Christ This Is Shit"

An acronym to use when attempting to express the utmost disgust for almost anything, used most frequently when referring to something very poorly executed by you or a peer.

As I was writing my bildungsroman essay, my friend left a comment stating JFCTIS, and I immediately retorted with STFU, because I was too blind to realize my essay really was fucking shit.

by Jaime_es_muy_blanco September 6, 2017

Jface

it's the kind of face a person makes when someone says something utterly stupid, or when you drop something after you were trying so hard not to. It's like a "WHAT THE HELL" face.

You can also say it whenever something dumb happens. It's kind of like a "okay no" sort of face, you know? Everyone makes it a lot, they just never know it's a jface ;)

sort of like this: =_=

Person 1: I made up a new word today!
Person 2: Cool, what is it?
Person 1: Squinkle.
Person 2: ...jface.

by Adie Indge January 2, 2008

JFAC

Commonly used shortening of Job for a Cowboy, a technical deathmetal band from Glendale, AZ.

Myspace kid 1: Job for a Cowboy rulezzz!!11

Myspace kid 2: Hey man... JFAC is less letterz...11

by TylerG1026 January 13, 2008