jewcify 

to get crucified but on a menorah not on a cross.

Haha, because you made fun of jews they will jewcify you.

jewcify by jeko January 20, 2007

Jewcifer 

The Jewish god of money

the jew worships Jewcifer during tax season

Jewcifer by Jewasaurus February 19, 2009

jewify 

The act of making something or someone into a jew, or jew-like. This obviously relates to stinginess or money hogging.

Usually not meant as the act of converting to the Jewish religion.

Paul: aww man they're gonna jewify the cafeteria food price, it's up by two dollars!
Jew: what j00 say, cracka?
(gun shots)

jewify by zork December 27, 2008

jewcifix 

Like a crucifix, but featuring the Star of David or less commonly, the Chai symbol or Hamsa. Used as an expression of Jewish pride and as a way of identifying oneself to others that might be part of the tribe.

I was hesitant to use Dan as a landscaper, but when I saw his jewcifix, I hired him on the spot.

jewcifix by alexanderpapsmear April 13, 2019