jewify

The act of making something or someone into a jew, or jew-like. This obviously relates to stinginess or money hogging.

Usually not meant as the act of converting to the Jewish religion.

Paul: aww man they're gonna jewify the cafeteria food price, it's up by two dollars!
Jew: what j00 say, cracka?
(gun shots)

by zork December 27, 2008

Jewified

Turning something useful into something unuseful/low quality/cheap.

After my luggage got stuck in the conveyor belt at the airport it got totally Jewified.

After I got in that car accident my car was totally Jewified.

Crap! I just got water all over my homework, now it's totally jewified!

by Jewish Joe April 7, 2008

Jewfy

Being cheap for a goofy reason

Mom: By this for your little brother.
Me: I can't afford it, I'm saving up for a liquid ass.
Mom: Your jewfy!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015

jewcify

to get crucified but on a menorah not on a cross.

Haha, because you made fun of jews they will jewcify you.

by jeko January 20, 2007

jerify

An ugly kid that thinks his gamertag is OG

Jeremy woodward is a jerify

by Joe Puld Shmoe March 30, 2015

Jerify

Jerify is god.

Jerify is god.

by Jerify November 14, 2018