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rare deep water jew 

A rare deep water Jew is a Jew that spends most of his or her life under water collecting coins. Once they have enough coin they emerge for the the depths of the water in which they came from. Rare deep water Jews can be most commonly found in wishing wells, coin fountains and donation centers. Once the deep water Jew emerges they invest all the coin that collected into stocks and then spend the rest of their life's spreading the word of deep water jewdism.
Oi mate!! Did you see that rare deep water Jew stealing all that blokes money? I think he'll probably invest it somewhere.

shallow water jew 

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home
"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"

deep water pygmy jew 

John Semeraro
John Semeraro sure is a deep water pygmy jew

jew waiter 

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
jew waiter by biblical scholar July 11, 2010

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026