jetro

an animal that stole the shortest memory span title from baboons 20 seconds to 5 milliseconds

e.g katy u have such a jetro memory how could u forget so quickly

by kayItscloulds August 18, 2018

Jetro

they are wonderful person. Hot af and handsome af.

You look like a Jetro:D

by shawtyshawtyheart November 3, 2021

Jetro

Typically a hot person.

I'm Jetro.

by shawtyshawtyheart November 3, 2021

[jetro]

fast runner. someone who is not really fast but. sarcastically they are.

dad im gonna beat all those 9th graders! -5yr old little boy
go get em jetro! -dad

by Mkkxoxo January 14, 2009

Jetro Lot

Adjacent to Lot N (and often synonymous with it) at the Sports Complex in South Philly, the Jetro Lot is the location of a number of larger tailgates for events at the complex. These tailgates also tend to turn into some of the rowdiest at any event. In other words this lot is friggin sweet!

Normal Fan: Hey man, where you tailgatin before the Eagles game?

Crazed Fan: Jetro Lot!

by SoB0410 May 17, 2010

Jetro Tan

The reddish colored tan one gets while tailgating in the Jetro Lot, or just while tailgating in general. Sometimes painful, may lead to cancer, and somewhat preventable via sunblock.

Person A: Hey man, that sunburn looks nasty

Person B: What sunburn? This is just my Jetro tan...

Person A: ...

by SoB0410 May 17, 2010