jetfart

When a small cabin in the woods is set on fire and your fart fuels the flames.

Man: Hey realtor, I need a new house. I jetfarted on the last one.
Realtor: That's not good.

jetfart by Byl Nigh March 20, 2017

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Wet Fart Jet Fart

An explosive diahrea wet fart that acts as a jet engine that shoots you air born from your seat, leaving you confused and embaressed.

dood i just had a wet fart jet fart, it blew me through the roof of my grandmas house

Wet Fart Jet Fart by Evan, Joe G November 29, 2010

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JetFast

A half ass, cheap, overtime keeping, luxury aircraft detailing company that makes about 17 mill a year but won't pay employees over $18 an hour. (Aka the saddest company in all of American aviation)

"Jetfast is for people with no self respect or work ethic"

JetFast by #1karen October 13, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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