Jet pilot 

An older driver typically a women, which you will pass on the freeway because they are driving well under the speed limit,as you pass them you will see them sitting obnoxiously close to the steering wheel, in some cases they will have their elbows and forearms on the steering wheel in a 10 and 2 position, this resembles a very stiff and tense driving posture maybe related to when someone is constipated, you may also encounter jet pilots having trouble in the parking lot, or any other places where there are an abundance of cars, you will most likely pass them with anger as they keep clinging on to the wheel as if it's a matter of life or death, looking like they don't know what the fuck to do. Another trait of a jet pilot is when making sharp turns in parking lots, they tend to turn the steering wheel little by little, doing a lot of unnecessary jerky hand movements.

Dude that bitch is driving 50 in a 65, I'm gonna pass her, as I look in the window, oh it's a Asian jet pilot in her Prius.

Bro, look at the jet pilot merging on to the freeway going 45.

Jet pilot by Cringe78 October 13, 2014

jet pilot 

When a girl places her face against your scrotom as if it is jet pilot's mask and jacks you off as if your penis is a control stick.

Erik V., why would you ever ask your mom to give you a Jet Pilot? That's absolutely disgusting. No mother would ever want to jack off her own son. You are a pervert!

jet pilot by janky April 22, 2005

jet pilot 

When a girl places her face against your scrotom as if it is jet pilot's mask and jacks you off as if your penis is a control stick.

Erik why did you just ask your mom if she'd give you a Jet Pilot

jet pilot by Janky April 22, 2005

jet pilot 

a game wherein you bend over and spin around 20 times then run to the finish line

let's play jet pilot!

jet pilot by lkasjhdfg June 28, 2010

Nigger Jet Pilot

1.) Reply to statement of unlikely truthfulness, said with sarcasm .

2.) A pilot of a jet propelled aerial vehicle who is of African ancestry

1.) guy 1: "Hey I made it in the NFL"

guy 2: " Sure, and I'm a Nigger Jet pilot"

2.) Guy on an Air plane: "Dude check it out, we have a nigger jet pilot"

Nigger Jet Pilot by Tormentor 123414 January 24, 2011