jesus suits 

A suit that jesus will wear when he comes on judgement day to repay the jews for what they did to him, its easily cleanable and flame resistant, and all white

I'm about to break out my jesus suit on that fuckin kid

jesus suits by Squints April 18, 2005

pray to Jesus shits 

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus

Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits

pray to Jesus shits by YaboyNick2019 July 5, 2019

JesusSuit 

The act of giving/receiving ammo in any online Battlefield game.

Dj : fuck, I'm running low on RPGs.
Sausage Murphy: No problem, let me toss you an ammo salad on your face.
Dj: thanks for the JesusSuit, bro.

JesusSuit by WeaksaucE January 8, 2014