JesusSuit 

The act of giving/receiving ammo in any online Battlefield game.

Dj : fuck, I'm running low on RPGs.
Sausage Murphy: No problem, let me toss you an ammo salad on your face.
Dj: thanks for the JesusSuit, bro.

JesusSuit by WeaksaucE January 8, 2014

jesusita

Someone who is a practicing christian that chooses to make her practicing religion known.

That chick with the bible and holy water...what a jesusita.

jesusita by thenameisdita June 21, 2004

Jesusocity 

Refers to something that inherits a Jesus-like quality (something amazing, awe-inspiring, etc.)

The jesusocity of that statement was not expected from someone like Bernard.

Jesusocity by AngooseK January 19, 2009

jesusjuice 

Like cum but is a word taking the piss out off jesus.

dave:what are you drinking?
rhys:i am drinking my dads jesusjuice.

jesusjuice by jottie May 17, 2006

jesusjuice 

When you get really drunk/kronk for next to free and its almost like a spirtual experience.

"Dude, i am blasted!! How much do i owe towards our tab?!"
"No worries bruh!! I got my Youtube check last night!!"
Fuck yeah bruh!! We're drinkin jesusjuice!!!"

jesusjuice by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015

JesusSuperLegit 

When something is pretty much better than anything this world has ever seen, it is JesusSuperLegit; refers to movies, people, food, actions, dancing, etc. Also, DDR

"is Justin Bieber JesusSuperLegit?"

"get the FUCK out mah house..."

jesussuperlegit

JesusSuperLegit by SexayStranger February 28, 2011

jesusito 

ur mom

jesusito just died omg

jesusito by urmomishotterthandeeznuts November 24, 2021