JesusSuit

The act of giving/receiving ammo in any online Battlefield game.

Dj : fuck, I'm running low on RPGs.
Sausage Murphy: No problem, let me toss you an ammo salad on your face.
Dj: thanks for the JesusSuit, bro.

by WeaksaucE January 8, 2014

jesusita

Someone who is a practicing christian that chooses to make her practicing religion known.

That chick with the bible and holy water...what a jesusita.

by thenameisdita June 21, 2004

Jesusocity

Refers to something that inherits a Jesus-like quality (something amazing, awe-inspiring, etc.)

The jesusocity of that statement was not expected from someone like Bernard.

by AngooseK January 19, 2009

jesusjuice

Like cum but is a word taking the piss out off jesus.

dave:what are you drinking?
rhys:i am drinking my dads jesusjuice.

by jottie May 17, 2006

jesusjuice

When you get really drunk/kronk for next to free and its almost like a spirtual experience.

"Dude, i am blasted!! How much do i owe towards our tab?!"
"No worries bruh!! I got my Youtube check last night!!"
Fuck yeah bruh!! We're drinkin jesusjuice!!!"

by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015

JesusSuperLegit

When something is pretty much better than anything this world has ever seen, it is JesusSuperLegit; refers to movies, people, food, actions, dancing, etc. Also, DDR

"is Justin Bieber JesusSuperLegit?"

"get the FUCK out mah house..."

jesussuperlegit

by SexayStranger February 28, 2011

jesusito

ur mom

jesusito just died omg

by urmomishotterthandeeznuts November 24, 2021