jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵

person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy

by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019

Jesus Dan

Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave

Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan

by liltoast October 28, 2019

Jesus dandruff

Inclimate winter weather, excessive snow.

There was mad Jesus dandruff out there tonight, I was afraid to be on the road on the way back from the New Years' celebration.

by Alan August 17, 2006

Jesus tap dancing christ

instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"

Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.

by kenny bachman April 4, 2010

jesus tap dancing christ

blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'

"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"

by slaingod September 5, 2008

jesus tap-dancing Christ

I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"

oh my gosh! JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!! WHAT IS THAT THING??

by Etni3s February 15, 2004

jesus tap dancing christ

Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.

Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.

by jeffbo April 29, 2009