1 definition by jesusdanworshipper

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy
by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019
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