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jerkaholic 

A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life.
He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for masturbating online all day.
jerkaholic by DrJohnJ September 5, 2008
Related Words
jeskah • Jesiah • jerkaholic • jessahylnn • jesikah • Jeska • jesah • Jesahi • Jesahn • Jesahu
Jesiah’s are nice,cute,funny,and so sweet they can make u laugh even with out them trying they might seem off when u first meet them but once u start hanging out with them they will change ur life they are the ones that make ur frown turn upside down u can count on them for anything and once u have them don’t let them go
(Girl #1)that Jesiah dude is a little strange don’t u think

(Girl #2)actually he isn’t he is really nice and a really good friend u should start hanging out with him!🙂
Jesiah by Hatlyn jinderman November 25, 2017
Jesah is a one of a kind, sweetest person around. If you know her don't break her. Her beauty shines higher then the northern lights. She is the most well spoken person you'll ever meet. Be like Jesah Alisabeth.
Jesah is beautiful
jesah by Muscles.69 December 21, 2016
A beautiful girl with brown sunflower eyes. She is not your average girl. Contagious && social. Sarcastic && smart. There's just no other girl like her.
Jeska is his beautiful fiance.
Jeska by gjfkfghkf;lhkf;hkf March 4, 2009
Someone who is considered a great friend that everyone enjoys. Never loses his cool, Jesiah is considered an asset to any group of friends.
Wow, I wish we had a Jesiah us to makes this party bump'en!
Jesiah by Jesaih March 2, 2008
Jesiah is a very nice person. I love hanging out with him. He is not gay and loves hanging out with friends. He has a lot of friends and loves to try out things and get air. He is also the kind of person that loves video games and will get on his computer anytime he can.
That Jesiah looks super nice. Why don't you hang out with him more?
Jesiah by NotJCKACA May 5, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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