Describes someone who is native to New Jersey but now living in a different part of the country, but trying to seem cool and hip by invoking Jersey-isms wherever possible.
"Why do you keep talking like you're in the mafia? That's so jerseyboy."
Tinted windows and a spoiler on wheels ("rims"). Most likely a Honda Civic, or Daddy's old Acura. Typically piloted by a sixth-year Business major, with the passenger seat occupied by a sorostitute studying Textiles, Fashion Merchandising, and Design.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.