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Jers

A word that started circulating in Toledo, Ohio around the Fall of 2008. It can mean something good, bad or in certain extreme circumstances to have sexual intercourse. The word can be written as 'Jers', 'Jirs', or 'Jurs'.
Person A: "Hey dude, I got a sweet new ride today."
Person B looks at the new car.
Person B: "Jers!"

Person A: "Damn son, I got a 31% on my Accounting Exam".
Person B: "Jers!"

Person A: "I wanna kick it tonight but I can't."
Person B: "Well, why not?"
Person A: "Because I got this broad I met a few days ago coming over tonight."
Person B: "What do you two have planned?"
Person A: "Oh, I dunno, we're probably gonna Jers."
Person B: "Jers!"
by 'Noxious April 17, 2009
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But I'm from Jers we don't play that shit.
by nokianinja October 7, 2002
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Jers

Paul: Yo you free tonight
Colin: Yeah bro you wanna have a jers
by gnomes2004567890 December 18, 2020
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That’s jers bro.
those pants are jers
by jers January 22, 2022
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Nor*Jers

A term used to describe northern new jersey. Originated by members of a paintball team known as the New Jersey Jesters.
Nor*Jers > Socal, norcal, MW
by sigfried5567 March 1, 2007
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big jers

a home wrecking slut who’s also lesbian
did you hear about big jers newest victim?”
by i hate big jers August 3, 2023
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New Jersey messy

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
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